Gym Teacher: "don't you want to win the baseball game?"
Me: ... noooooo...
Gym Teacher: "Why?"
Me: ...I always lose.
Gym Teacher: "Who knows, maybe this time you'll win."
Me: "No, I wont. Because I don't feel like winning the game today."
Gym Teacher: "But with that outlook on life, You won't win, even when you want to.
Me: "But it's haaaard..."
Gym Teacher: "Somebody's gotta win, right?"
Me: "Somebody's gotta lose, too."
Gym Teacher: "You have a loose tooth?"
Me: "Not yet. When the ball hits me I will."
Hardy har har. A bundle of joy, I was. Compare my second grade self to Chrona from Soul Eater. Seemingly depressed, I walked around with an expressionless face and did whatever anyone told me to. I was the epitome of pitiful.
Honestly. I think the mangaka wanted to keep it a secret. It loks like a girl to me, though. Although there are a lot of womanish guys in manga. See, I'll list some.
Take Count D from Petshop of Horrors:
Agito/Akito from Air Gear:
A couple from Naruto: *coughSASUKEANDNEJIcough*
All of the ghey hosts in Ouran High School Host Club:
Kurama from Yu Yu Hakusho:
and who could forget Tsuna and Mukuro (pineapple-head) from Katekyo Hitman Reborn:
(Hibari's just randomly there. He's a manly man, He doesn't count as a womanish guy. But can you say Guy-version-tsundere?)
All of the people I've listed are womanish guys. Oh, and I almost forgot Akito and Yuki from Fruits Basket:
And Kurapika from HunterxHunter: (HunterXHunter is actually where I got the term "Womanish Guy" from. Thank you, Leorio (AKA Hanekoma's twin)
And Mello and Nea from Death Note:
But you get my point right? And How did I go from talking about school to talking about feminine (possibly ghey) manga characters? I mean, That's waaaaay off topic. It's all your fault, Chrona. Bwahahaha. (I'm just kidding, I could never wound cute little Chrona's delicate girlish heart. Unless she was a dude. Then the relentless teasing would start, and god knows where it would end.)
Anyway, School! See, that's why I never became a very good student. My mind is constantly wandering. Good for about an hour, and then I start thinking about manga, or Pizza, or where I'd like to go for vacation this summer, or something like that. but that's what I hated most about me. If I got good grades, I could get on the honro roll. ANd if I got on the Honor Roll... oh whatever. Let me explain with a diagram, those are fun. And it alos provides a look into how I can go from one subject to another in the blink of an eye.
Concentration --> Good Grades --> Honor Roll --> Popular --> Friends --> Loyalty --> Class President --> Student Council --> Supreme Power --> Rule The World
There, see? That's how my brain works. So confusing.
And I wonder why I put "Rule The World" there. Oops. Kufufu...
(By the way, sorry for some of the shonen-ai pics. I tried to not use them, but they were the best out of all of the ones with two of them in one pic. Besides, they were mild anyway. >< Except for maybe the Death Note pic.)
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